[jpcx01]

Yep, Ruby has どのような...我々は日本だ。我々は性交を与えていない

[kbd]

lol - http://translate.google.com/#ja|en|%E3%81%A9%E3%81%AE%E3%82%...

[T-R]

Maybe something more like:

えっ？全然興味ないんだけど。日本にいるんじゃん？

Sorry to kill the joke, but if Google translates it into grammatically correct English, the source was nothing resembling Japanese.

[xster]

not Japanese but I'm pretty sure "to not give a fuck" in Japanese doesn't contain 性交 (to have sex)