[kbd]

lol - http://translate.google.com/#ja|en|%E3%81%A9%E3%81%AE%E3%82%...

[T-R]

Maybe something more like:

えっ？全然興味ないんだけど。日本にいるんじゃん？

Sorry to kill the joke, but if Google translates it into grammatically correct English, the source was nothing resembling Japanese.