[HolyHaddock]

What's the scrum manifesto?

[specialist]

Paraphrasing: The Agile Methodology is to argue about The Agile Methodology.

Source: Certified Scrum Master training. Three times. Still have no idea what these charlatans are talking about.

[jmulho]

Which is a higher distinction, Scrum Master, Web Master, or Dungeon Master?

[s73v3r_]

Dungeon Master. They're the only ones that can do something as simple as place an apple on a table, and tear apart your entire team.

[zwily]

Maybe they meant the Agile Manifesto? It’s short and hopefully not controversial: http://agilemanifesto.org

[nickelcitymario]

But... my eyes. They burn. Thank heavens for developer tools and the ability to delete backgrounds.

Jokes aside, good call linking that. Super short, super influential, super relevant to the conversation at hand.