[specialist]

Paraphrasing: The Agile Methodology is to argue about The Agile Methodology.

Source: Certified Scrum Master training. Three times. Still have no idea what these charlatans are talking about.

[jmulho]

Which is a higher distinction, Scrum Master, Web Master, or Dungeon Master?

[s73v3r_]

Dungeon Master. They're the only ones that can do something as simple as place an apple on a table, and tear apart your entire team.