[KindOne]

Become a goat farmer. https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4l7kjd/found_a_te...

[lettergram]

Fully support lol you can buy land in Colorado pretty cheap.

Had a friend do that... He bought 3 acres, spent a couple years building a cabin in his free time. Then one day just quit and went off to the woods.

Still visit him and he seems pretty happy with it. He doesn't need much income and makes enough money off odd jobs he seems to be doing pretty well.

[protomyth]

One of the attempts at adding to the list "Nobody is ever going to sell you goats as a service." is actually wrong. Companies do rent goats for land clearing[1]. Go for beekeeper then you too can do "bees as a service"[2].

1) http://rentagoat.com/

2) http://americanbeejournal.com/insights-honey-pollination-pac...

[astrange]

But if you look into their eyes, you can still see the progress bars…