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One of the attempts at adding to the list "Nobody is ever going to sell you goats as a service." is actually wrong. Companies do rent goats for land clearing[1]. Go for beekeeper then you too can do "bees as a service"[2].

1) http://rentagoat.com/

2) http://americanbeejournal.com/insights-honey-pollination-pac...