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by boyce 3280 days ago
As a restauranteur, I (very occasionally!) get calls from people accusing us of making them ill, threatening bad reviews and demanding vouchers or refunds.

The majority of the time it's someone who tries the same scam on every restaurant. Fortunately, around here at least, independent restaurant owners and managers keep in contact with each other and keep a track of these things. I did hear about one scammer recently who called every restaurant in town saying they had made him ill on the same day - the chain places pretty much all gave a cash refund for what he said he'd spent.

Other times it's someone who has actually eaten with you but forgotten that they had seven beers with their steak.

Whatever the situation appears to be, the best way is to always take accusations super seriously, ask for a doctor's letter, a sample for testing, contact environmental health etc. This is the point where everyone backs down, scamming or just hung over.

Never had a genuine food poisoning case at anywhere I've worked or failed an inspection or anything of that sort...we know what we're doing better than you do at home after all

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From a customer's perspective, it's really hard to prove, so I have rarely done anything when I have gotten ill.

Most of the cases it's been rather mild symptoms and I have suspected the canteen at work for serving leftovers that probably hadn't been chilled fast enough. I've simply stopped eating things that I recognize from the past...

I have also gotten sick from moules marinières where I suspect that they used the same tools for fresh and cooked mussels as it must have been some kind of virus that knocked out both me and my friend with a high fever and rather alarming symptoms for 24 hours. I just decided to never go there again...

However, I once called the health and sanity inspectors when I was served a incorrectly cooked Escolar served as "butterfish" at a lunch restaurant, which led to an interesting night for everyone in the same company. The restaurant offered a free meal but I just wanted them to stop serving shit they didn't know how to cook.

There is no correct way to cook escolar aka butterfish aka olestrafish. It's banned for sale in some places, should be banned everywhere.
Theoretically, you can grill it, and hope that most wax esters will melt, but I wouldn't want to bet my underpants on that again.

I'm told that it also develops histamines in a much higher rate than other fish so there is also a risk for a severe reaction in general.

I can't imagine that most of the fats would melt off without it ruining the fish anyway.
I've eaten escolar multiple times with no ill effects. I certainly think restaurants should educate people about the fish but I don't see that it should be banned.
I can see the warning on the menu...
Then why ban escolar but not, say, oysters? Escolar might give you acute gastrointestinal discomfort if you eat too much or are particularly sensitive to it. Oysters might give you gastrointestinal stress that lasts for months if you get a bad one. It happened to me. The GI specialist said it was almost certainly an oyster that set off my months of dyspepsia. I don't think that means oysters should be banned just because I had a really bad experience.

Even with a warning, the side effects of escolar are so severe that literally no one should be able to choose to eat it?

You make good points, but if a warning is mandated, I don't imagine anyone actually selling it. It's not so much intestinal discomfort as unexpectedly crapping your pants due to the indigestible esters.

How do you think the restaurant/fish industry could phrase this in a way that anyone might actually buy it: 'warning: this fish may cause you to unexpectedly shit yourself'

Isolated cases of food poisoning are not common. If food at a restaurant is contaminated most likely multiple people will get ill.

The question is: will people report it to health authorities so that a pattern can be discerned?

I've heard bad things about this fish, but I've had it raw as sushi a few times and nothing bad has happened.
Small amounts of escolar is fine for most people, so if you're eating it in sushi rolls along with other types of fish you're unlikely to eat enough of it to run into trouble.
I think the proper butterfish is something else entirely.

Escolar filets looks like big tuna filets.

During my younger years I spent a summer working in a hotel with restaurant, doing hard manual labour for a pittance. What surprised me was what went on in the en-suite toilets of the hotel rooms. The guests had eaten very expensive meals during the previous evening and on the 'Bristol poo scale' I would say that things had usually got to the diarrhoea end of the chart.

The culprit? Nouvelle Cuisine.

Absolutely no corners were cut in the kitchen, there were no bad practices whatsoever. Everyone took pride in their work and there were never any problems with inspections from the authorities or reviewers. The kitchen and the restaurant were horror story free. Yet the toilets told their own story.

We did get one bad review from a guest that had to be 'torn out of the book', this was actually a very good review in that the guest had taken time to look at the food served from a nutrition point of view. Turns out that Nouvelle Cuisine is not all it is cracked up to be, it might look pretty on TV but in reality it is not what you want to be eating. Too much of the food was highly processed.

For instance, take the humble pea. Normal people eat peas that come out of the freezer to be boiled/steamed and then served. However, in Nouvelle Cuisine (at this anecdotal hotel) were 'fresh', in their pods. The peas would be shelled, then the outer skin of each pea would be removed. Then the peas would be shoved through some sieve to make some type of mush. This would go on hours before tea-time, for some lackey in the kitchen it was a major chore taking hours to do. I never was one to partake in these silly foods but I imagine those peas sat around all day - albeit covered with clingfilm and in the refrigerator - to then be heated/served somehow with the silly and expensive luxury dead animal stuff.

I would be surprised if it was these glorified mushy peas that resulted in the in-toilet explosions, however, strange food upsets people's guts if they are not used to strange food.

The clientele did not get absolutely trolleyed, there was never any signs of rooms trashed by partying and I was surprised people didn't make mention of gut problems.

"Other times it's someone who has actually eaten with you but forgotten that they had seven beers with their steak."

I think you Bozo can't tell the difference of being drunk and having a hang-over from food poisoning. Tragic!

It's hard to prove. Meal is gone. Should I save my throw up?

I have had 18 gauge wire in my buritto, but figured it was just an accident.

I have worked in restaurants. Some are filthy. Some workers could care less about food handling, especially the restaurants that hire the cheapest help, which is most. It's pretty easy to pass a health inspection. Just keep the meat on the bottom shelf, and keep the coolers at the right temp.

My remedy--don't eat out as much. It's unhealthy. And it's increasingly expensive.

(It's practically impossible to prove food poisoning. If I owned a restaurant, I would hire the best, and put cameras everywhere.)

>>>And it's increasingly expensive

Especially when you have a family, one night out is equivalent to a weeks worth of groceries. Cooking at home is the easiest way to stretch your money, if you can find the time.

Faster too, once you learn to cook some daily dinners. I can serve pasta, sauce, rolls, and salad in 15 minutes.
*make the time
Obviously legislation isn't the same everywhere. Inspections are pretty serious audits here. Worked at a couple of restaurants that weren't too hot on hygiene when I started but customers aren't as stupid as some of them look.

As someone else commented, if something has been made or handled incorrectly, it won't be an isolated case. I'm sure I'm not exceptional in doing spot checks and lab tests as a precaution.