[69mlgsniperdad]

What would happen if he lobotomized(carefully and mildly) himself, and legitimately could not remember his encryption keys/pw nor the reason he performed lobotomy?

[dang]

We detached this subthread from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13920677 and marked it off-topic.

[jacobush]

Or very carefully shot himself in the heart?

[pc86]

Surely this layman knows enough about the brain to know how to lobotomize himself such that he forgets his passwords, but not such that he forgets how to perform a self-lobotomy!

[jacquesm]

That's easy, just snip the blue neurons. Or was it the red ones? No, definitely blue. (Snips red neuron.)

[roywiggins]

The Zaphod Beeblebrox strategy!