[jacobush]

Or very carefully shot himself in the heart?

[pc86]

Surely this layman knows enough about the brain to know how to lobotomize himself such that he forgets his passwords, but not such that he forgets how to perform a self-lobotomy!

[jacquesm]

That's easy, just snip the blue neurons. Or was it the red ones? No, definitely blue. (Snips red neuron.)