[Sir_Substance]

>Or like "did you know your house COULD have been ransacked today, but it didn't happen!!" >Now all my users are going to hear that my site is insecure, when nothing at all changed.

I'm not sure you should be allowed to drive a webserver.

[NTripleOne]

I'm not sure what the "driving" equivalent is for a battleship, but I'm pretty sure you do that to a server, not drive it.

Commandeer?

[Sir_Substance]

Commandeering web servers will probably get you arrested ಠ_ಠ

I don't know what you do with a battleship. Helm it, maybe?

[NTripleOne]

No no, you only get arrested for commandeering next to another server and then boarding it.

[Vendan]

Commandeer: Verb: take possession of (something) without authority.

Sounds like you'd get arrested for that....