[Sir_Substance]

Commandeering web servers will probably get you arrested ಠ_ಠ

I don't know what you do with a battleship. Helm it, maybe?

[NTripleOne]

No no, you only get arrested for commandeering next to another server and then boarding it.

[Vendan]

Commandeer: Verb: take possession of (something) without authority.

Sounds like you'd get arrested for that....