[tbveralrud]

"We hope people who love %s will find comfort in the things others share to remember and celebrate %s life." is one of the most insincere code commits of that day. Let others write about a lost loved one, not robots.

[avg_dev]

I don't know, my microwave flashes "Enjoy your meal" every time it's done heating something and I like that little touch.

[Declanomous]

I find it strange when I microwave a sock full of dry beans to use as a hand warmer, or a piece of metal that I need to make slightly larger though. My other microwave displays a generic "EnJ0Y!" blinking a few times which is much more applicable in those situations.

[joshmn]

What kind of microwave is that? Mine just swears at me. Consecutively.

[InclinedPlane]

Microwaves are the most aggressive robots.

"Hey! Hey! Your food has been ready for zero seconds! Hey!"

. . .

"Hey! F#$face! Your burrito has been ready for five seconds! Eat your g-d food meat bag!"

. . .

"Ten seconds?! REALLY?! Are you serious?! We're enemies forever now! Eat this crap for f's sake!"

[terinjokes]

I see you've met my dishwasher.

"Hey, the wash cycle is over" Yes, but everything is still as hot as lava.

"Hey, it's been 5 minutes." Still hot.

And then it beeps a "Hey!" every five minutes thereafter.

[quickben]

But then people may not 'share'. This way they are explicitly instructed.

[taneq]

> Let others write about a lost loved one, not robots.

The humans are dead. (Yes we checked and they're dead.)