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by InclinedPlane
3511 days ago
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Microwaves are the most aggressive robots. "Hey! Hey! Your food has been ready for zero seconds! Hey!" .
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. "Hey! F#$face! Your burrito has been ready for five seconds! Eat your g-d food meat bag!" .
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. "Ten seconds?! REALLY?! Are you serious?! We're enemies forever now! Eat this crap for f's sake!" |
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"Hey, the wash cycle is over" Yes, but everything is still as hot as lava.
"Hey, it's been 5 minutes." Still hot.
And then it beeps a "Hey!" every five minutes thereafter.