[engi_nerd]

Please do continue writing. I enjoy your writing very much.

[MichaelCrawford]

Your Wish Is My Command:

   I State This That It May Be Rejected:
   The Lysistrata Manifesto
   http://www.warplife.com/manifestos/lysistrata/

tl;dr: I shall withhold sex until the computer industry fixes its product defects.