[McElroy]

>The chair doesn't have supported platforms, new security issues, or the need to be updated so that people keep buying the same chair.

IoT will change all of that ;)

[0xCMP]

Chair Change Log

  * (0.1) - Can sit on chair
  * (0.1.1) - Chair holds person who sits on it
  * (0.2) - Can detect person sits in chair
  * (0.2.1-hotfix) - Reject fake 'sits'
  * (0.3) - Determine weight of person sitting on chair!
  ...