[seubert]

It's even tagged "bad-theory." I think it's pretty clearly a joke! A really good one!

[dhimes]

"And we can’t forget our favorite JavaScript interview question of all time: If you only had twenty-four hours to implement arrays in JavaScript, how would you do it?"

[mdaniel]

Aren't they just objects that have integer properties; that's why you can

    for (k in ['a', 'b']) {
      console.log(k);
    }

and get back 0, 1? However:

    var a = {0:'a', 1:'b'};
    for (k in a) {
      console.log(k);
    }

also outputs 0, 1.

Edit: turns out, you can even have doubles, too:

    var weird = {3.14:'hello', 6.28:'world'};
    // for loop above emits: 3.14, 6.28
    console.log(weird[3.14]); // emits 'hello'

[chriswarbo]

> Edit: turns out, you can even have doubles, too:

That's because Javascript doesn't actually have integers, it just has "Number":

> The Number type has exactly 18437736874454810627 (that is, 264−253+3) values, representing the double-precision 64-bit format IEEE 754 values as specified in the IEEE Standard for Binary Floating-Point Arithmetic

http://www.ecma-international.org/ecma-262/5.1/#sec-8.5

[tomjakubowski]

JavaScript objects can only have string keys (this may have changed in ES2015 with Symbols). If you pass a non-string value in an object literal or inside a []-accessor, that value is converted to a string.

[pkaye]

I'm not really versed on JavaScript. I presume this is a joke about the lack of a proper array structure in JavaScript? How would one answer this question anyway?

[aggronn]

This is probably intended to be a joke about how Javascript was originally developed over about 10 days, which has been the root of many of JS's problems.

http://www.computer.org/csdl/mags/co/2012/02/mco2012020007.p...

[roghummal]

But this heritage produced, years later, a great presentation about the evolution of JavaScript... that was best viewed without JavaScript.

[nawitus]

While it's probably joke, JavaScript's Array is fine (although it's more like a 'vector'). JavaScript VMs implement it as a real array (in fact, plain objects are often optimized into arrays too).

[mutagen]

I think I came around to that realization when he starts comparing Postgres to HTML tables.

[justaaron]

sounds reasonable. normalization vs denormalization

ok, the last paragraphs kind of give it away... but there are good points in terms of keeping the data flat