[rezand]

Last night I grabbed a JavaScript text to speech script http://responsivevoice.org/ and tossed it into my laptops Apache public directory and wrote a few lines for Ajax request to a script I tossed on each server that would just return some status info stuff like

exec('uptime',$response); echo $response;

In around 15 minutes I now have a siri like bot to take with me that will alert me to anything funky which is necessary after a week of some rogue processes.