[alaskamiller]

"I once hosted a show about tech on TV, parlayed that position to popularize a website I paid someone $300 to make, used my notoriety from that site to make friends in high places and invest in their startups, then spun up a studio with my designer friend to publish various coolio ideas in my head though they didn't get as big as my first hit but Google wanted to acquihire us so I went along with it cause, hey, Google!, but then honestly I was bored working on products so I convinced them to let me invest in more startups, now I'm fascinated with expensive watches Jay-Z raps about and figured it won't be a bad way to live so... money in my hand, please."