[jerf]

JRPGS have had quite a few of those. "In my past, I suffered from $SOME_PAIN. It made me realize that the path to end pain was to END ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE so there would be no more pain." Particularly hilarious if $SOME_PAIN fails to connect with you, so the villain from your point of view essentially leaps from "chosen last to play kickball" to "DESTROY EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE" (and on occasion "EVERYWHEN").

[mcguire]

You say that like it's a bad plan.

[jerf]

Please post to HN if you discover one wing growing out of your back. Let us help you before it's too late. When my min-maxing ways [1] are put into motion and I've worked out how to rip the very moon from the sky and drop it on your erratically-floating head for the low, low cost of 0MP (which, fortunately, will have no other side effects than to cause you precisely 9999 points of damage), it'll be too late for you to decide that you could have just settled for a cup of hot chocolate, enjoy curled up in a blanket sitting next to a roaring fire.

[1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9652105