[petercooper]

The IFE system on a 747 I was on a couple of years ago was running Windows 98, complete with graphical boot screen :-) (Edit: Removed airline, I like them too much.)

[joezydeco]

Okay well then you must be lying because that's just not possible (the airline thing, not the Win98)

[mikeash]

I think he may be trying to tell us that they're holding him hostage and we should call the police.