[undertow]

Such is the nature of these new school services like AirBNB and Über, no? Idealistic amateurs and artisans operating with optimistic expectations.

Also, the use of the word "you" isn't quite appropriate, since I've never used these websites. One should use an indefinite article.

THE dildo, never... YOUR dildo.

[dragontamer]

Fair enough. (I didn't downvote you btw. I'll upvote to balance things out...)