Ask HN: How would you describe yourself/your achievements in two sentences?

[boggles]

I'm working on my online resume and having trouble with the personal statement.

There's a part where you have to sum yourself up in two sentences.

I guess this is supposed to be where you show your creativity but I can't help feeling that any two-sentence summary of myself is going to fall short in some way.

I'm wondering if anyone here could suggest an approach.

[nfnaaron]

What have you done? What are you going to do?

[iterationx]

Write a big paragraph, then reduce it.