[joshstrange]

As someone who was very confused by this post it's important to look at this [0] GitHub page with the disclaimer at the bottom:

> This project is satire and was made during the "2015 Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon. [1]

[0] https://github.com/diafygi/gnu-pricing

[1] https://stupidhackathon.github.io/