[kstenerud]

"What is Pied Piper?"

"Pied Piper isn’t some bloated corporation with a pretentious mission statement about “making the world a better place.”"

"We are a small, focused, business-facing compression company intent on providing the absolute best in data-management solutions."

Uhh... okay, but what exactly is Pied Piper? What do you do? What would make me a customer? What problems do you solve? What can I write in my proposal to the CEO?

[masteryupa_]

Erlich Bachman co-founder of Pied Piper here. Pied Piper is a vision, or was a vision, of mine. Like other people, I like storytelling and do sing in the shower occasionally when I'm in the spiritual mood. Right now however, I am sensing a general lack of vision. Your muffins smell like shit. So do your ideas. Good day.

[stevenspasbo]

Show some promise... like Nip Alert... It gives you the location of a woman with erect nipples... That's what people want.