[willis77]

As a data scientist, I draw inspiration from the infinite depths of understanding. Life is merely the unfolding of a series of recursive recommendation engines, each one AB testing the local gradients of human emotion. You think you are just buying a pair of socks online. Foolish mortal. That transaction was a multi-armed map-reduce set into motion long before the internet existed. Data science is the internet of things, it is big data at the speed of entropy, quantum mechanics at the scale of desire.

In data we trust. All others bring EVEN. MORE. DATA.

[redd]

You had me at "life is merely the unfolding of a series of recursive recommendation engines, each one AB testing the local gradients of human emotion". The more i think about it the more it makes sense.

[0xdeadbeefbabe]

Good points (the unstated ones). This field is more like data junk yard wars.

[coherentpony]

Your comment is meaningless. I don't mean that negatively. I mean that it really is meaningless. It's buzzwords connected together with a lack of thought or direction.

[ScottBurson]

It is clearly satire.