[Demiurge]

I could be missing something but this seems like a strawman rant. Objects are not cages. In C, headers can declare structs and procedures next to each other because they in practice work together, so at least naming conventions should change simultaneously. OOP just took a design pattern and added it to language syntax. You can argue about the extremes to which this has been taken, but I don't see why the organizational pattern doesn't make sense.