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The ruby quiz did a round of this back after fizzbuzz had already jumped the shark the first time: http://rubyquiz.com/quiz126.html

I personally thought that my two entries were pretty amusing: http://blade.nagaokaut.ac.jp/cgi-bin/scat.rb/ruby/ruby-talk/... and http://blade.nagaokaut.ac.jp/cgi-bin/scat.rb/ruby/ruby-talk/...