[fit2rule]

Honestly, I seriously hope its aliens. We zoom in once we get closer and discover structures that can only be described as a UFO base. While we're all astonished, we see one take off, it lands on the White House lawn and offers us all a free ride to the nearest star.

I'd go.

[madaxe_again]

The most likely "aliens!" thing we have at the moment is FRBs.

Perhaps there'll be a little sign there saying "all these asteroids are yours, except Ceres."