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by depr 4086 days ago
The first and last definitions I find are very accurate. Do more! (Retrospective, velocity, stand-up.)
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davidgerard 4086 days ago
:-D Done, also "stakeholder". What's the proper Scrum jargon for "maybe bong hits will fix my makefile"?
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davidgerard 4085 days ago
"Inspect and Adapt": maybe bong hits will fix my makefile

"Project Manager:" a job that no longer needs to exist in the astounding new world of Scrum. (Pay no attention to the project owners, product owners, story-writing users above you in the org chart or Scrum Masters behind the curtain.)

Blog version: http://reddragdiva.dreamwidth.org/594955.html

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davidgerard 4085 days ago
"user story": a valiant attempt to extract coherent requirements and bug reports; ends up being precise specifications for the wing feathers of the desired magical flying unicorn pony
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