[andrewhyde]

FriendDA rocks:

This agreement has absolutely no legal binding. However, upon breach or violation of the agreement, I will feel free to do any of the following:

   1. Curse you under my breath.
   2. Publicly disclose the manner of your screw-i-tude.
   3. Write about your transgressions in ALL CAPS.
   4. No longer consider you a person with whom I can share my ideas.

http://friendda.org/