[gloob]

Your requirement that there be no external libraries is unfair.

If the question being discussed is "How likely is an 8-year-old to randomly discover programming", it's not unfair in the slightest. Installation of anything is a huge barrier to discoverability.

[whatusername]

Random discovery is so difficult. If only there was an engine of some sort that we could search things with. We could call this engine of search - Bing!