[zoips]

Kind of code golfing it: http://play.golang.org/p/s53zQrE0ei

[sounds]

That's definitely shorter, but I would hope that isn't considered the most shining example of non-obfuscated code. :)

(For code golf, though, it's just fine.)

[NateDad]

It's actually very simple code, if you're at all familiar with go. That's probably what I would have written just by sitting down at the computer to do so for work.