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by logicalmind 4125 days ago
Director: Our operating expenses are through the roof. We've got a dozen developers and we're still behind schedule...

Manager: That's because we don't have any "good" developers. We need to find some of those 10x productive developers and get rid of some of the guys we have.

Director: So you're telling me we can replace 10 developers for the price of one good one?

Manager: That should be true, but the 10x guy is going to want a bit more money.

Directory: Let's do this!

(some time later at the interview)

Manager: Were looking for highly productive programmers and we're willing to pay top dollar. We see you've accomplished X, Y, Z so we want you to come and join our team.

Developer: Sorry, I can't...

Manager: How about $50k more salary...

Developer: Wow, ok, I can't really say no to that.

(some time later the first day)

Manager: Welcome to your first day, here is your team. Get as much information from them as possible because we'll be laying off 10 of them in 30 days. Good luck!