[FLUX-YOU]

>If nothing else, it will help you hide your porn better, seeing as it will be strapped to your face.

Well, they might not be able to see your porn, but you'll still leak metadata while watching it.

[monitron]

> leak metadata

Is that a euphemism for failing to discreetly watch VR porn on the train because back in reality you're sporting a raging boner?

[nkozyra]

There might be a more obvious euphemism there

[FLUX-YOU]

Not if it's done over the internet in America.

GCHQ sees everything though. You might as well shag in parliament.

[hvs]

I know this isn't reddit, but at the risk of downvoting, I had to say that this is the funniest line I've read in a long time. I literally laughed out load for a good, long time.