[bigtunacan]

1000 words per minute doesn't seem outlandish. My 10 year old already reads at over 300 wpm.

[monochr]

I got married yesterday. If the trend continues tomorrow I will be doubling the number of wives I have every day. I expect to be married to the whole human race by the end of the month.

Your childs increase in reading speed by contrast is highly unimpressive.

[xavierxf-]

Not to ruin the analogy, but wouldn't the number of wives you have just increase by one every day? Because 2 * 0 = 0?

[vacri]

We need more than two data points to get the relationship. It may be that monochr will have a fibonacci progression in the daily number of wives...

[fny]

Perhaps she was a midwife?

[sanoli]

No, you'll have about 30 wives.