[kakooljay]

"It is highly unlikely that whatever Jennings is suffering from now had anything to do with the flu vaccine she received in August. Unfortunately, this is not stopping irresponsible news coverage or exploitation by anti-vaccinationists... Jennings has now inserted herself in to the anti-vaccine movement, and is using her own case to 'warn about the dangers of vaccines.'"

We need a vaccine to cure ignorance...

[thwarted]

... but those who need it wouldn't take it.

[thaumaturgy]

... which is why it is best delivered from a rooftop, with darts, from a high-powered rifle.

(I have often threatened to do exactly this if such a thing were possible.)