[qznc]

There are more fun replacements than versions of "bullshit".

    the agile unicorn funded an uber immersive beta below the fold.

    the [bunk] [hogwash] [stultified] an [oafish] [foolish] [foolery] [in sheer madness]

Tricky: Make sure "a" vs "an" is still used correctly with replacements.

[TazeTSchnitzel]

Replace "an" with "a", assuming "a" will sometimes be pronounced "ey".