[DanielBMarkham]

Shocked! I'm just shocked! Gambling at Rick's!

(Since universities have an overwhelming interest in making tons of money, this is a typical non-story-story "dog bites man". The only thing of interest is the contortions the players will go through to keep the cronyism humming along. The joke above references the movie Casablanca. Everybody knew that there was a lot of money changing hands but the official position had to be that there was total surprise when it was discovered. If you can't see the money changing hands here, you're not paying attention)

[001sky]

Presumed credibility is the pretext for all con-artist scams.

So hypocrisy is always a story...