Inherent to Stripe processing BTC is the fact that you are now a foreign exchange broker. Here's a small sample of why you're going to have to do a lot better than "we only charge 0.5%" to convince me that adding FX risk into my payment processing stack is a good idea:
I am a huge fan of Matt Levine's work, but the articles you reference are about banks who participate in the FX markets, which is... different.
(Relevant disclosure: I work at Stripe.)