[kenbellows]

If you've got a mouse with a scroll wheel, scroll "down" constantly to stay afloat

[tootie]

I'll bet I could cheat it with WebDriver or something, but I'm not that industrious.

[a3_nm]

I simply did:

    sleep 5; while true; do xdotool click 4; sleep 0.01; done

(The sleep 5 at the beginning is to have time to switch to a different window and put it fullscreen.)

[tootie]

Did it work? Does he get rescued? Is bash better than a life jacket?