[5outh]

I thought it was an homage to You Don't Know Jack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Don%27t_Know_Jack_%28video_...). I read the title as "You Don't Know Jack Squat," haha. I don't know if that was the author's intent, though.

[_getify]

Yes, that was my intended (subtle) joke.

[imdsm]

That takes me back! Never thought I'd see that again...