[jessaustin]

That's epic. We do all the hard work of fending off the hipsters with their "pull requests".

[angersock]

It's pretty great...at the same time, some of the points are pretty fair--especially about the enterprise customers.

"The enterprise begged us to slow down the rate of change and we obliged!"

"Try not to raise your voice or Walmart might hear you..."

"Walmart was never going to be a big buyer, they're as cheap as their stores!"

I really hope that somebody at Joyent gets catharsis from watching this.