[moe]

I'd suggest you scrap your "fancy" website and replace it with two paragraphs of text that explain what you are trying to sell and how it works.

The "vague bullshit in between cute animations" approach really doesn't work at all for this type of product.

[amenonsen]

When I first saw the page (opened along with a bunch of other tabs from HN links), with its "Timeout error!" balloon and "Service disruption" headline, I thought it was a fancy error page and hit reload. Oops.