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by iamwithnail
4156 days ago
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This is the mechanic story all over:
Guy takes his car to a garage because it keeps breaking down, and the mechanic leans in and listens to the engine for a minute. He goes and gets a hammer and listens to the engine again, and then raps sharply on the engine casing. The engine goes back into sync and stops breaking down. The mechanic says "that'll be £500, please." The guy's outraged: "But all you did was tap it!" Mechanic replies "it was a pound for the tap, and £499 for knowing where to tap." Edit: Crap, beaten to it. |
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