[CPLX]

And someone who says "duh it shows the Google homepage" is destined for the executive team.

[brownbat]

The executive answer begins "It connects you with the world, but moreso, connects us all as a society..."

(This answer continues for two hours.)

[ibmthrowaway218]

Or:-

"That's a great question! I think the best way to answer it is..."

(This answer continues for two hours without actually answering the question posed.)

[AtmaScout]

The word 'synergy' will also be used numerous times.

[tough-crowd]

Haha because executives are long winded.