[noonat]

After a cross country move to a remote coastal town, my wife and I were left at our destination with only a small portion of our possessions. The rest of our stuff was making its way there with the hired movers.

I got into a strange situation where I needed my Mac Mini for something, but it was still trying to connect to an old wired connection instead of the new wireless one. I didn't have any of my cables or display adapters -- just a keyboard.

Long story short: the Mac Mini has an internal speaker, and OS X comes with a vocoder shell program. I managed to boot into the OS and launch terminal, and blindly typed commands into it, piping the output to the vocoder app until I got things working.