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> And documentation! The code does not support javadoc, and in fact, there are only two comments in the entirety of the nearly 1500 line code base!

This is just _so_ non-compliant with Best Practices that it reveals itself too easily as a parody.

Each class should at least have the default Eclipse comment telling you how to change the template for a new class file, and most methods should have auto-generated JavaDoc for the first version of the method which was written years ago, with nothing filled in.