[willyg302]

You raise a fair point. The only reason I encheferized the readme example was to have a little fun with it, as one of its goals is to demonstrate help screens...but that ends up making the code look like a wall of text no matter what "language" the messages are in.

Anyway, once I think of a better example I'll swap it in. Thanks for your input!

[izolate]

I pray for your sense of humor, and look fondly towards seeing those horridly childish examples removed.

This is quite an elegant piece of software, and your readme is doing it little service.