[hacktheplanetx]

I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack my socks, pants and other hacker essentials before hacking my commute to work.

I'm already late, so I need to hack myself and sprint to the trainstation.

Hacking away at some wordpress themes and finally a master hack to change the colorscheme of my xterm.

[staz]

I have done a translation for the non hackers:

    I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself 
    up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly and smurf
    myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to smurf my 
    socks, pants and other smurf essentials before smurfing
    my commute to work.

    I'm already late, so I need to smurf myself and sprint
    to the trainstation.

    Smurfing away at some wordpress themes and finally a
    master smurf to change the colorscheme of my xterm.

[tristanho]

I want you to know that I laughed at your comment (plus your name) probably harder than anything else this week.

[marban]

And yet no time for Growth Hacking?

[tachyonbeam]

And my personal motto is "Hack the Planet!"

[ultramancool]

But The Planet is part of Softlayer now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planet_Internet_Services

[Zelphyr]

Feh. I'm happy just hacking the Gibson.

[timboslice]

I heard you like life hacks, so I hacked this post together for you

[iN7h33nD]

Nice satire