[coldcode]

Unless you written code for a rockstar, you are not a rockstar coder anyway. Why hire a Ninja, you won't see them come in to work or leave anyway.

[valarauca1]

A ninja could be potentially useful to deal with competitors.

[MichaelCrawford]

Perhaps I should show up to interviews carrying my father's sword?

It's not sharp on the edge but it _is_ pointy.

[valarauca1]

"Your father's laptop. This is the weapon of a hacker. Not as clumsy or random as a tablet; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."